fairy whore (madame_karma) wrote in devils_night,
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funny scenes/quotes

i really think we should reanimate this community and get more posts!
hehe


well,i just bought "the crow" on dvd and watched the movie several times since then.yesterday i watched it in english (i'm german) and i just love that movie more and more.(of course i already saw the movie before i got the dvd)

while i watched it yesterday there went a new question into my mind.

what scene or quote is the funniest for you?
there are some scenes i always have to laugh or grin,doesn't matter how often i saw the movie.



Top Dollar: Our friend T-bird won't be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death.

**

Albrecht: Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!"
Eric Draven: I though the police always said, "Freeze!"
Albrecht: Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move!" Snow White. You move, you're dead.
Eric Draven: And I say, "I'm dead," and I move.

**

[after shooting the crow]
Top Dollar: Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck, I'm dead!

**

Funboy: Jesus Christ!
Eric Draven: Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel.
[Fun Boy shoots him]
Eric Draven: Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks...
[Fun Boy shoots him again]
Funboy: Don't you ever fuckin' die?
Eric Draven: Can you put me up for the night?
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